Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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13:08I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigerator
I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigeratorมุมมอง 9M7 วันที่ผ่านมา
1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]มุมมอง 6Mหลายเดือนก่อน
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPมุมมอง 7Mหลายเดือนก่อน
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s Videoมุมมอง 8M3 หลายเดือนก่อน
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]มุมมอง 12M3 หลายเดือนก่อน
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]มุมมอง 11M3 หลายเดือนก่อน
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppyมุมมอง 8M4 หลายเดือนก่อน
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]มุมมอง 7M4 หลายเดือนก่อน
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red Festivalมุมมอง 7M5 หลายเดือนก่อน
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSISมุมมอง 10M7 หลายเดือนก่อน
24:11Dream \u0026 Technoblade Win the Minecraft Championship w/ Burren \u0026 Michael
Dream \u0026 Technoblade Win the Minecraft Championship w/ Burren \u0026 Michaelมุมมอง 10M7 หลายเดือนก่อน
25:24Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournamentมุมมอง 10M8 หลายเดือนก่อน
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)มุมมอง 15M9 หลายเดือนก่อน
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channelมุมมอง 8M11 หลายเดือนก่อน
24:05So We Won the Minecraft Championship ft. Tommy, Wilbur \u0026 Ph1lza
So We Won the Minecraft Championship ft. Tommy, Wilbur \u0026 Ph1lzaมุมมอง 8M11 หลายเดือนก่อน
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2มุมมอง 12Mปีที่แล้ว
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft Championshipมุมมอง 2.4Mปีที่แล้ว
12:21Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goons
Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goonsมุมมอง 6Mปีที่แล้ว
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the Pitมุมมอง 6Mปีที่แล้ว
15:54minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)
minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)มุมมอง 6Mปีที่แล้ว
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP Earthมุมมอง 7Mปีที่แล้ว
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire Beginsมุมมอง 5Mปีที่แล้ว
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato Warมุมมอง 19Mปีที่แล้ว
23:47Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Seconds
Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Secondsมุมมอง 10Mปีที่แล้ว
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finaleมุมมอง 4.3Mปีที่แล้ว
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedมุมมอง 2.7Mปีที่แล้ว
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockมุมมอง 12Mปีที่แล้ว
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsมุมมอง 4.8Mปีที่แล้ว
21:34minecraft but 100 people are trying to kill us (ft. Skeppy)
minecraft but 100 people are trying to kill us (ft. Skeppy)มุมมอง 7Mปีที่แล้ว
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot
suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Sootมุมมอง 3.4Mปีที่แล้ว


  • Yo this song will always be a bop like seriously😩

  • In a Month or more something is coming and you might not have sleep.

  • Nah his gaming chair is just to good, His cracked

  • well this got on my recommendation

  • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • 0:27 receiving your report card be like

  • idk but i feel bad for jack

  • Technoblade not gonna lie this is my first video of your channel but I know your a humble mans

  • rankthy month bonus rewards 0:38

  • I watch 18 minutes and 24 secs about techno’s ultimate potato farm but it was worth it 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

  • What if technoblade was technahblade?

  • 40:01 "I would recommend myself"

  • 1.06M more subscribers until your dream -_-

  • you...did accomplished you so happy....congrats

  • It as lifetimes he did it that's the man who killed his dogs

  • 37:07 *genuine techno laugh*

  • Techno is a good brother since the whole time she had the mic.

  • Can we have this as an international anthem-

  • I live in the midwest in winter it gets -17 and in summer it get 108

  • it's too adorable for my ears


  • Techno is the type of person where one moment he will be joking around with his dad, the next blowing up a country.

  • Rick astly the guy who made the vid was ahead of his time

  • Waa Waa

  • 2 vids in a month...

  • Playing mcm on the same map years later... this was his training

  • 25:59 Techno: Oh god thats an abomination! Also Techno: *Makes a bed defense out of beds*

  • he doesnt have a auto clicker just a good gaming chair

  • POV: you skipped the intro, wondered why your techno potato’s didn’t grown and thought you got scammed so you sued techno.

  • "what the hell is wrong with you" -Dream

  • After 5 years, why is this now on everyone’s recommend page?

    • lmfao

  • Little did Technblade know that he was hiding in Pakistan and not in Pakistan

  • A teacher got mad at me for wearing my winter jacket in class. I mean I get the whole we can’t let you die of overheating but if I was dying I think I’d know enough to take it off and then when it’s like -30 degrees out (very cold) and I’m wearing literally a small sweater and some boots they force me to go outside

  • In reality at least one techno would have killed him this was rigged

  • Whens the last time techno steamed

  • 23:16 techno-logic

  • techno blade: dog 421k people: yes

  • For a rich dude beast mic suck

  • Lucky block skywars now: you have a full hotbar of extremely OP weapons and don’t know what one to use.

  • we get it, this is on y’all’s recommendation 5 years later.

  • This pov of the video is much better

  • Ranboo = OP

  • Face reveal at 10 000 000 subs